Santa to Banta:-
"I am going"
ka kya matlab hota hai..?

BANTA:- "MAIN JAA RAHA HOON"..!
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Santa:- Aise nahi Jaane dunga,
Pehle Matlab bataa...

Girlfriend entering password in her PC
with boyfriend sitting beside her.
But as she entered password as "mind"
boyfriend falls off chair laughing..
coz the PC replied.......
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" too small "